Young Republican Homosexuals and Soap on a Rope

Let me say this about Republicans, one would think that the democrats have all the homosexuals, but that would be wrong.

I recall at a Young Republican Party in 1989 a bunch of guys started dancing together. I looked at it and thought it was the gayest thing I had ever seen. As I looked around in the Young Republicans, I saw homosexuals everywhere - declared and undeclared. I even come up with a test to judge who was gay or not and the test was amazingly accurate, although it would take 10 to 15 years for the list to increase in accuracy.

A lot of guys go to political events to meet girls. These days its becoming easier and easier. I was lucky to meet a nice girl at a formal Young Republican ball and we have been married about 12 years now. I would like to say the competition was stiff. Actually the competition was stiff, but they were all stiff for each other and not the ladies. With all the homosexuals running around, it was nice to be among one of the straight guys looking for what nature intends to bestow on me.
I can list many examples, and I will on this blog. But for now I will dime out a prime example of the problem - Glenn Murphy, Jr., the Indiana Young Republican elected as Chairman of the Young Republican National Federation (YRNF). Glenn is also known as the Midnight Fellator. I have been to several YRNF conventions and participated in the politics there, but I am glad to say I was not at the YRNF convention when they elected the Midnight Fellator as chairman.
In the same month he was elected chairman in July 2007, the Midnight Fellator bunked at the home of a young female YR, but he was caught early in the morning sodomizing the YR's younger brother while masturbating. I have heard of "the reach around," however, our YRNF chairman just invented a new technique. Unfortunately for him, the brother and his sister were not amused and called the police. It was discovered that the Midnight Fellator had done the same thing years earlier, but no charges were filed.

The way things are going with the Young Republicans and society in general, it is no surprise that the chairman of the YRNF would be a homosexual. The convention delegates surely wanted to elected someone who represented them and shared their values.

At the last convention I attended was 2003 in Boston. I had just returned from a year tour in Kuwait. At the convention I saw the candidates and clearly supported Michael Mack, who narrowly defeated Mike Flory. Flory was one of the youngest candidates I have seen run for Chairman and he was very energetic and came very close. Still, I thought something was wrong with him. He was with the Morton Blackwell and Jim Parmelee kook wing of the Republican Party. A wing of the party that hardly has enough room in their closet if you know what I mean.

At the YRNF summer meeting in Cleveland, Mike Flory who is currently the Michigan YR Chairman, escorted one of his Michigan YRs to her room after she had too much to drink. Upon returning to her room, he forced his way in the room and then forced his way into her orally, anally, and vaginally. He even continued to violate her while she was puking in the bathroom. He pulled her hair while violating her from behind while calling her a bitch and a whore. Just think, a few more votes and he could have been the YRNF chairman. Lets hear it for Mike Flory - Chairman of the Michigan Young Republican Federation and a few votes shy of being the national chairman.

So, where does this leave us with the Young Republicans or politics in general. Power corrupts. We have to properly judge people before putting them in positions of power. This does not include giving anyone the benefit of the doubt or presuming innocence. The biggest boogie I have ever seen in the YRNF is Joe Waldholtz and I will impute all that is bad with him to his dear wife, Enid Greene. I knew Joe was bad news when he was still in good with everyone. I say everyone, however, I was not one of those. To those in the Waltholtz club, you got dupped and if you loaned him money, then you got a good education through your loss.

After that, we did have a good run with some good people, notably Kevin McCarthy of California who was YRNF Chairman from 1999 to 2001. Kevin did a great job when he was co-chairman and chairman. After his term as Chairman, he won a seat in the California legislature and won a seat in Congress in the 2006 elections. Though he is not as conservative as some would like, as chairman and co-chairman he set a great example by working hard and ensuring the YRs completed their mission. Enid Greene was in it only for herself and joined up with Joe Waldholtz so she could steal a congressional seat.

We have YR leaders who have set a good example and gone on to great things. We have other YR leaders who are homosexuals and some who have gone to prison. We should think about sending our YR alumni who are in prison one of those soap on a rope gadgets so they will not drop their soap in the shower. Then again, maybe they want to drop their soap?